OOUUCCHHHHH!!! Hold my hand!

I know people don't like when I post these but man they really kind of grab ya by the Boo Boo!! This one I have entitled "look how I wipe my ass..NOW!"

I hate these SQUIRRELS!!!!

Look at this fucker will ya!!
He wants to kick my ass cause I set live traps around the area and HE says I am trappen all his BITCHES!! What am I ta do?

Before!!

This is the fire place before the project. We have been wanting this for a long time...The project that is.. Look at the next post and you will see my skills!!

Finished Product!!

Well I am pretty happy with my work here. All together I believe this cost us about $125.00. They have the kits for sale and one like this would have run us close to $400.00!!! So not bad if I do say so myself. Of course my lovely wife was right there to remind me that I still have to spray paint the screen that covers the fire place opening!! That's what I have to deal with..... We have been waiting to do this for a while because of the price.. but we got some balls and took a chance....

YES!!! Bears Win!!!

It's just as I thought it would be.. Nail bitting is my prediction from here on out!! It was close and The Bears did win but luck was on their side all the way. Well I gotta go my lovely wife has made a Lasagna (carbs) and we are gonna watch "Skeleton key". So stay tuned Bears vs Green Bay next Sunday!!

Set a Goal, obtain it, Set another and repeat!!

Other people (who ruin things) like to sit back on their asses and point out other peoples short comings or adversities.. I on the other hand like to look at the positive effect and impression one has made in ones lifetime. A lot of people are laughing at how out of shape Arnold is today. Most of these people couldn't even hope to obtain the shape he is in today let alone what he stands for in the world of body building!!
Here is a guy who came over to our country not knowing anyone. Learned our language (the best he could) attacked and conquered the World of bodybuilding, Attacked and conquered the action movie industry, Married a rich woman, and is now Governor of California. All you losers can do is sit back and point out that yeah he is not in the best of physical shape right now. Even if that is a real picture of him we should not point our fat critical out of shape fingers at him. He has done a lot in his lifetime and should be revered for his achievements. Not laughed at in his golden years..
In Japan they treat their elders with respect and try to learn from them, to many times here we point and laugh at our elders and get to freakin critical... Take a good look in the mirror you lazy finger pointers!!!
Arnold is a great American figure and will always be..
Bitches!!!

Who needs Soloflex? I'm Dead Sexy!!

Who Needs soloflex? I'm Dead Sexy!!!

Chicago Bears vs Tampa Bat Fuckin Ears

Well Here we go again. Last week the Bears looked very good and I don't want to jinx them but I feel like the will win today also. To many years in a row at this time of the season I would find myself saying "Well hopefully next year we can get a better Quarterback or complain about the back field not being able to find a hole in a doughnut shop!!
My seats today won't be as good as last weeks seats. I realy don't know what will ever match up those. (see previous post from last weeks game). I am going over to my Old Mans house to watch the game. Father Bill is putting a roast in the Crotch pot with a whole bottle of Girdiniare. I hope he uses the mild stuff. Anything hotter than cinnimon and it will knock that protective covering off my asshole!! It will end up burning for days!! Thats the problem with this high protien diet. There is nothing in my stomach to soak up the hot pepper oils and this could cause a real situation.. (embarrassing spotting effect?) LOL See how my mind wanders..From the Bears to burning hot asses. Well lets hope they play like their hair is on fire and their asses are a catchen!!
Go Bears!!

HNT (Half Nekkid Thursday)

Well this is my Thanksgiving HNT!! I thought it was kind of funny!!! WTF

I think I dated this chick!!

Wow!! I remember why I didn't finish gynocoligy school!! First reason was I really got into my work! I was all over my job!! I couldnt wait to get into the next project!! As a boss I used all the correct management TOOLS!!
OK enough!! I saw this and had to laugh!! This is the kind of stuff I do at my house!! Enjoy!!

For the TOL Commander!!!!

I saw this picture and remembered what a huge hockey fan Will at the TOL is. So I thought I would post this for him. Can anyone see anything worng with this picture? Take a Good look and let me know!!

This Turkey makes my Cock Stand straight up.

This Turkey makes my Cock hard!!
Does this mean anything to anyone?
Oh sure you can be a pig about it.... But I am talking fowl here not about my pork sword... Wow the jokes are freakin endless and my mind is overly active and under medicated!! I started this post to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving and now I have once again spun out of control and way the fuck off track!!!
I hope yall have a good Thanksgiving and a great weekend!! I have to work Friday and Saturday full days!!! Ah thats life in the Waste industry!! Speaking of Waist's I hope you all eat leftovers so much that your all back in the gyms next week!! I for one will be going directly to the gym Friday morning before work like I have done everyday this week except Thursday cause day B closed!!!
Peace Bitches!!

Drink up this Holiday!!

Ok, On this Holiday since I can't drink I want you all to have one for me. My drink of choice was usually whatever was being served or whatever you had the most of or whatever!!!
Mostly I would drink VO on the rocks or the roof or in a closet or...
Anyhow an excellent drink you can get really smashed on when you need a boost but don't want to slam straight grain alcohol and give the family the feeling that the only way you can tolerate all of them is by being totally smashed out of your mind, is called and Oatmeal Cookie.
Its
Goldschlagger
Baileys
Butterscotch schnapps

If your gonna put it on the rocks it breaks down as follows.
1 shot Goldshclagger,2-3 shots Baileys,and 1-2 shots of butterscotch schnapps.
If the Goldschlagger is to overpowering put in more Baileys and butterscotch schnapps.
I was serving pichers of this at Erins First Communion party and I had a blast cause I had the older women drinking it, The great grandmothers!! I poured it over ice and they sipped it and said "Oh, this is tasty!" Then on their second one I heard them saying "Oh my, I feel kind of loopy!".
So when the Holidays get to you and the family is making you want to kill something put the gun down and pull out the bottle!!!
Peace Bitches!!

Da Bears!!!!

Ok so Friday I am called up at around 3:30 pm by my boss and I am told to grab some dignitaries from one of or neighboring communities and I am to take them to the bears game on Sunday. I said Okey Dokey!! I was to meet my guy at the gate and he would give me the tickets bhla bhla bhal!! We parked at the Chicago Hilton and Towers and took a cab over to the Field and got to my guy when we went in wow!! What a day Bears 13 Panthers 3. How cool is this?? I wondered how the Bears would handle the Panthers. Everyone was saying that this was the first team the Bears would play this season that was any good and the Panthers would kill the Bears !! Well Eat shit nonbelievers!! WOOWWWWHOOOO!! Go Bears!!!

So we get to Soldier Field and meet my guy and we get our tickets and they say Excutive Suites on them. So we go in and they direct us to the elevator and man I am used to going to the games all bundled up and all day smelling your own spit off the scarf keeping your face from freezing off!! For Crying out loud I could have watched the game in this suite in my underwear!! (that is if I was wearing any!!) It was hot in the suite with a full bar and food all over the place.. Ladies they even brought the desert cart in!! Candy and cake, Shots of Baileys in chocolate shot glasses that you eat after the shot!!! Oh my God Carbs for miles!!!

My Father and I!!

Ladies and Gentlemen this is my Father Big Bill Jr. We have been trying to get to at least one Bears game a year and I must say this one is for the books!! These are like press seats!! Unfreakin Believable!!! So give a nice warm Blogger welcome to my Father!!!! Yeah baby go dad!! I have to add a note that I am very proud of He and my Mother who have recently joined the gym I attend. Keep on keeping on!! We meet up at the gym and work out together here and there!! Pops is ready to hit a record bench of 500lbs!! stay tuned!

Not a bad seat! What do you think?

Yeah baby this is where ya need to be for watching the bears. Last year father and I went to a game and tailgated in weather that polar bears run from!! It was -12 degrees and I guess this is God giving us return on Good Karma!!! Thanks God!!

Hard nipples?

Yes it was only very cold outside but that didn't stop the retards from venturing outdoors and into public!! Some Chicago fans with mental problems just cheering on their team!! GO Bears Duh!!!!

COOL THINGS TO DO!!!!

Well Here is the picture of me in front of my buddies jet. The one we took down to bike week in October. This was a very very cool thing to do. I am not bragging at all, I am just sharing my experiences with you all. I met these guys through work and showed them I was a man that could be trusted and who worked hard and applied myself in all that I do. They respect those qualities and even though we don't work for the same company anymore to this day we have remained great friends.
This brings me to my COOL THING TO DO ON THIS SUNDAY!! My current company has chosen me to attend a certain sporting event today and take some dignitaries from one of the local communities here. So stayed tuned I will be bringing the camera and should post later on tonight.......GO BEARS!!!!!

Yes another quiz!!

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Friday Funnies!!

Nothing says love likes flys on shit!!
Just thought I would share this one with you all.LOL

Mean Ass squirrels

these Fuckin squirrels around here are mean as all hell! I come out side with some crackers for the squirrels and this little fucker roars at me!! I just about shit my pants!! So I threw a T-bone at the little varmint and ran like hell!

HNT a little early!!

I know this is from the past but I just figured out how to post pictures really big!! Plus I don't know if I will be able to post on Wednesday evening! So here is a blast from the summer!!

This is what my ASS looked like when I was fat!!

Just been thinking about skiing lately and I can't wait to tangle with some bumps like these!! I may be big but I can handle myself on the hills. I am not excellent but I do well enough for a guy my size. Can't wait to blog some good action shots from this years fun!!!

My diet is working really good!!

I am feeling a little weak and I believe I have lost some size Its the new Karen Carpenter diet.

Why do birds suddenly appear?
Every time, you are near?

"Those aint birds Bitch they are vultures and they are fix'n ta eat choo"

Androo I thought you could use this on your site!! Take it and run!!

LOVE! AHHHHHH

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This is the love of my life..My wife... A woman who needs no introduction...Lets give a big blogger welcome to my significant other and slutty little party favor Julie!!!!WOOOWHOOOOO!!!!!!
Yes 13 years of wedded bliss and all that goes along with it. I thought I would give her, her props!!
She has just started a new job and is kind of wigging out here and there about the newness and I just think we should just take some time and say a little prayer for her.......Ok Also give it up for her putting up with my partying days and sticking it out and standing by me whilst I blossomed and emerged from my cacoon and flapped my moist sober wings for the first time...That was four years ago. In fact this picture was taken and both of us where under the influance of several bottles of Rodities wine down in Greek town Chicago. We ate Lamb and stuffed grape leaves and had bakliva had a good evening... So if you wondered, this is what keeps me going!! Hubba Hubba
I will have to post a more recent picture.

OK now that I have the nice shit out of the way .. Lets get down to brass tacks!! I am kind of pissed because The women (Mom-in-law, Sis-in-law Leslie, and Julie) want to go out to a resturaunt for Thanksgiving dinner!! I think that's a total load of shit!! Home is for the Holidays and that's what I want to instill in my children. I have recruited a few people to help with the cooking and cleaning but to no avail!! Last year it was the same thing!! We went to a Freakin Irish resturaunt for Thanksgiving dinner! These fuckin micks didn't even have any dark meat from the turkey!!! WTF??? I don't want to cause a scene but I am tempted to just stay home and cook my own meal!! My 12 year daughter feels the same way and so does my bro-in-law Jose. I am not sure where Idobeastool stands on this matter but I for one am a little perturbed. Any ideas on what I should do? Please advise!!

Stuff these nuts in your cheeks Bitch!!

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Another funny photo I thought I would share with you all.
I dont think this little guy does a lot of squating on hot sunny days!!

HOLY BLOW HOLE!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!
I saw this one and had to share with you all! This is the image I get sometimes when of one of two things happen.
1) what you would see if you were inside the toilet
2) what I see when I hear the TOL Commander speaking!!LOL

Health and Happiness

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Well I got yelled at today by our beloved TOL Commander for using music that was of todays youth. I guess the Commander has lost touch with the reason music attracts us. He seems to forget that music moves people and alters feelings and helps us achieve things and remember past events and well I guess he has a closed mind now...So fuck him, I started thinking and I thought hey! I should have a real purpose for the songs I pick. I actually did with the last song it represented me being amped up and pissed cause it was Monday!! Well I have a very large range of music I listen to and I found this selection from one of my favorite singer songwritters Van Morrison. It's entitled "The Healing Game" I dedicate this song to everyone who Is Healing... From Chrissie and The TOL Commanders Mother and their healing to those of us who are struggling with addictions and lost love ones to everyone who is in any stage of the healing process, this songs for you. (The video is staggered and I can't seem to fix it so enjoy the song)
Peace

MONDAY!!!!!!!

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OK notice the song playing? If you stopped it, go back right now and turn it back on and watch the video!! THis is the way Monday make me feel!! This Monday I will go to the gym and work out before my work day even begins!! This is gonna be a long week because out here in the midwest fall has dropped the leaves off the trees and now people are placing them out for pick-up!! They put out andy where from 3-bags to as amany as 130 bags at one house!! My drivers have to go out and service these homes! Some of my routes have as many as 2400 homes on them that have to be serviced in one day!! On those routes I put two trucks out to split the town and service the homes, that makes for 1200 homes per driver. One man taking the yardwaste from that many homes will take a long time.... So I will be at work till probably about 7:00 pm most of the night this week.
So I figured this song will be a good indication of my attitude today!! So take heed Mutha Fucka!!! I'm like a chain saw!! I'll skin your ass raw!!!
And if my day keeps going this way I just might break your fuckin face tonight!! Give me something to break!!!

Bears Win!!! 6-3 Yes!!

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Thats all I can really say about this win. They don't look really good but they are winning their games. I just think that if they end up going to any type of playoff they will have me biting my nails down to the knub!!!

Happy Veterans Day!! Bitches!!

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Yes Mother fuckers your welcome! I served this great nation of ours and gave four years of my life to ensure your freedom and ability to live the American way!!
I would like to thank everyone else who has served, is still serving or is about to serve! My Son Androo!!!
You go boy!
Androo is going in on December 5th 2005!! Best of luck Buddy keep your head up and pay attention to detail!!
I would like to also take a moment here and pay respects for the Servicemen and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice and died in the line of duty to make sure we could have little things like these blogs...Think about it.....How unselfish they were and well, just think about it and remember to hold your head high when they play the National Anthem and if someone is talking tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY RESPECT TO THE FLAG AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR!!

Los Lobos means the Wolves

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This band is excellent and one of my all time favs. A good song from these guys is "I got loaded" and I don't think it means having something pumped into your.....nevermind!! Give a listen!!!

Texacan Americans!! Los Lonely Boys

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Good Ole Texass rock-n-roll from these boys!! a great song is called "Scary Dreams" Check it out I enjoy it plus I like scary dreams like being chased by the TOL commander and his camera with him yelling I want a picture of your man ass for my blog!!!

Wanna Arm wrestle?

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WTF!! Look at this bloated toad! His arms have got to be about 27" I mean this is unreal!! They look like gaint flesh sac's hanging off his arm!! This is why the body building world has a bad reputation. This guy has abused steroids and growth hormone above and beyond the normal abuse?
They are constantly saying they are trying to get the bodybuilding sport to a level that can be achieved with out the use of roids and have them be judged on asthetics and semitry, not size and freakishness.. I saw this and had to laugh!!

Growth Hormone?? I think SO!!!

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In the name of all thats Holy!! Look at these Guns!! This is fuckin retarded I bet he can't even wipe his own ass!
I would love to be huge! I am pretty big as it is but come on!! Freaks like this make it a harder and harder to achieve an achievable level of superiority!!

Delbert McClinton

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I love music and I am going to start plugging some of my favorite songs. I am then going to try and down load from audio blogger!! Keep your fingers crossed. The first song I will try is one of my all time favorites> It's a Blues song from Delbert McClinton entitled "Ive got Dreams" or just "Dreams". Stay tuned.. I have to go to parent teacher conference...

My life rated!!!

I got this off of "Kathi's" site who got it off of "Sable dawns blog" I have not had time to analize it and I don't know if I should. I guess I could make adjustments to some of the catagories but then I wouldn't be being myself would I?
Should I change because this says I am at a certain level of happiness or success in a certain catagory of life? I think not. I mean we can all try to become better people but I don't lead my life by one of these scales or tests. I do like to take them but I don't put much thought into them. We all know whats right and wrong and thats how we determine who we are... Have fun with this one.. I don't even know if 7.4 is good or bad!!!

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	7.4
Mind:	6.2
Body:	8.8
Spirit:	7.2
Friends/Family:	6.6
Love:	5.5
Finance:	6.4
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

I don't know what this means but I guess I am doing alright. I am above average in all catagories and OH Fuck it I am fine!!!

Getting ready for Girls Softball 2006

Well as some of you know I have been either coaching or managing my daughters fastpitch softball team for 4-5 years now. I enjoy it very much, and I guess I am pretty good at it. (at least that's what they tell me).
It's been a pleasure to coach with Erin (my daughter) as the lead pitcher on the team. The reason being, you can always count on her in a pinch! This is very important when you the father and the manager because of the competitiveness now-a-days. When I talk about cometativeness I am not necessarily referring to the girls on the team.... It's the parents!! These girls are 12 years and under. It gets pretty bad out there sometimes. I have never really had any major problem's I let shit roll off my back pretty good and I guess I am kind of intimidating with my size and all. My way of letting the girls make the correct decision helps also. A few times the team would be loosing because the pitcher was walking in a lot of runs. I would go out to the mound and call the team in and say something like "look girls your given them the runs what should we do?" Some would know what I wanted but I needed them to say it and they usually did. "Put Erin in and let her pitch us out of this inning!!!" I would ask if we all agreed and then I would put her in and she would almost always pitch strike after strike after strike and pull us out!! This made it easy for me. I didn't have to here the parents say "it's just because it's his daughter that's why she plays so much!!" Or "that's why he pulled my daughter out so his could play". I try to keep it fair and give everyone who wants to play the playing time.
It has always made me proud ..The fact that I could make the decision as the manager to put Erin in and know she would get the job done and also being her father makes it even more rewarding!!!
I have heard horror stories about parents getting into fights and just acting like plain ass's out on the fields in front of their kids!!! I have seen grown men act like babies at an umps bad call!! You have to understand that the umps will make a bad call....You have to understand that you can challange it up to a point but you need to know when to draw the line..... I have seen fathers yell at their kids and treat them like shit out on the field and this bothers me because after all it's just a game, to have fun and teach the kids about sportsmanship and teamwork!!!
Recently we have been getting Erin private lessons at a place near us. Apparently she needs a lot of work.. According to this coach. What he is doing is going back to the basics and teaching her the stuff she should have been learning along time ago. It's kind of difficult for her (she is sooo freakin shy) But she is making progress fast... He is teacher her things like "pronation" the way the hand turns when you deliver a pitch the correct way. This guy really knows his shit!!! He pitches on a fast pitch team so he is teaching something he knows and understand from experience. Since September Erin has increased the speed of her pitch from 40 mph to 45!!! He is giving us all kinds of drills to work on at home and it's helping her understand about the different types of pitches and curves and risers and sinkers!!
I like the coach, we have the same type of thought process. The belief around here is that your daughter won't get onto the High School Team if she doesn't do travel ball and play 108 games during the summer!!! This to me is assinign!!!! A typical weekend is Friday night practise and then drive out somewhere far away stay the night in a hotel and then Saturday 2-3 games. If you win your gonna play 2-3 more on Sunday!! Then home and then practice all week till maybe a Wednesday game and then the next weekend same thing... If you do the math from May till August there are 17 weekends. 108 divided by 17 equals 6 games a week! That's a lot more than even the Pro's play!! Anyhow the coach seeks a lot in Erin and is working very hard with her as well as I am. He agrees with me in the aspect that the parents are ruining the girls with pushing them so hard for this sport. As far them making the High School Team He agrees with me when I say that if they have the talent it will be seen on the field and at the try outs. At that point it doesn't matter how many games you played the summer before.
Gabby is Erin's friend and she is the catcher. She does great!! and between her and Erin it's a winning combanation!! I really can't wait to see what they look like this year. We also have two deaf girsl on the team and I am going to work really hard with them this year. I want them to feel like part of the team and I know I can do that. I will have to take them to the side and work with them on hand signals. They now a few already but I want them to get a better understanding of the whole game.
I have some people pushing us to go on the travel team with them and I don't want her to and neither does Erin. The guy pushing for this team is telling me that all the talent is leaving the league this summer. Hey my first thought was great Erin's team will surely be the best!! That's exactly what the pitching coach said..."Your right on track Bill, You have the right idea, keep her where she will be the best" So that's what I am doing and we will see what will happen. I am going to manage, Uncle Toe Knee (Idobeastool) will be coach, as well as Gabby the catcher's uncle Mark. This will all start up in April and the practice starts in May with the first games at the end of May. I will keep you more informed and have more information as the season draws nearer.