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>Big Bill's B.U.C. (Body Under Construction): August 2005

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Nice abs!


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This is a females abs at its best physical condition. I think this is a little bit masculine but I appreciate a good washboard...
Plus I like abstract black and white photos like this one.

Gone to far?


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I think so! I like the abs but when the pec's start to seperate and they get that totally ripped look it just gets unsexy. I mean I can appreciate the work she has put forth and I know it was not an easy road to get to where she is but I just don't know... As I look at her more I bet when she relaxes and is not all pumped up I bet she has a very nice shape to her.

Ahh what the hell I would throw one into her!!

WOW!! Scary!!


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This is (I believe) Chemical enhancement at its finest.. Her face has gained the look of a man.. Although she has maintained her feminine qualities its hard to find them under all those muscles. I mean I am sure she is soft to the touch she just looks hard and they are hard when the muscle is flexed and pumped but after she relaxes they go to a dorment soft state. I think the only way you could get her to relax is with a couple of roofies in a stein of piss warm German beer!!!

NICE BUILD


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I think she has a sexy body. very feminine and sexy as hell. Do you agree or disagree? I see definition and tone but I don't see bloated pumped up steroid-ish muscles. I also don't see a lot of vascularity which is not real sexy when it comes to women.

Richard Sandrak aka. Lil Hercules


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I am still trying to find out if the story about his father giving him steroids is true. If anyone knows of a link that could help me pursue this information then kindly help a Mutha-Fucka-out!!
Thanks as always!!

News that sounds like the "X-Men" are near!!

Check this link out and let me know what your thinking.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/health/article-page.html?res=9807E0DD1E39F937A15755C0A9629C8B63

Just a story I came across that wee need to keep tabs on.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

HOLY SHIT!!


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Look at this Fuckin Chest!!! I think his measurement on his chest was 57" that's freakin huge!!
that's why Arnold will always be the King in my book!! He has overcome all kinds of obstacles even spelling.....He set his mind to something and he would achieve it. Not just goals with weight lifting either. He became and did exactly what he said he would do. Be the best bodybuilder, Be a movie star and now The Govenator!! Even with the language barrier he overcame all odds and did it. Here's to you chesty cleavage!! Real men of genius !!!!

Cory Everson


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Well you asked for it you got it!! Cory Everson!! Man is she a hotty. This is a nice tight body without the use of steroids which we all know leads to an enlarged clitoris which is not hot. Also associated with steroid use by women is facial hair, deepening of the voice, and a plethora of other pleasant side effects. Here we see what serious hard exercise and diet can DO a body good!!

lil herc


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I need to do some research on this guy but from what I understand he is under 13 years of age and built to the hilt! I was taught that a child's body should mature to the age of at least 15 before they start to weight train making this totally fucked up on this kids parents part. They don't recommend weight training cause the muscles that are built can hinder proper bone growth by restricting the bones ability to lengthen ..(Ha I said restricting the bone). Somewhere down the line in the recent past this kids father was caught giving him steroids!! I don't if its true or not.. I have to research.. More to come..

Monday, August 29, 2005

Who remembers seeing this in your comic books?


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I think everyone over 30 remembers this sales add for Charles Atlas!!
Just though it would bring back memories and a smile!!

What the F@$#*!!!!!


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Ok even back in the day people where mooning other people!! This once again is Earle Sandow, and his ass cheeks. looks like a sadistic walnut cracker!!!

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Dinner on Sat evening with Mother and Father Julie and I.


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This is an excelent steak house and we ate our fill here. Mother and Father took us here on Saturday evening and we loved it. I remember coming here years ago and loving the atmosphere and everything about it! ( I had the porterhouse yum!) Read on Bitches. Thanks Mom and Dad!! This is a resturaunt and also up stairs here they have a museum. They have these rooms that used to be the hotel rooms way beack when. The rooms are so freakin small its almost unbelivable.I honestly would guess the rooms where 8ft X 8ft. Really small and cramped. (just like my underwear.)

The Wilmot Stage Stop 1848


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This is what it looked like way back when. The stage coaches would stop here for food and lodging on its way to wherever it was going. Pretty neat huh.

I think a hooker is supposed be laying here.


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Just an old sofa with booze bottles on it. Very small.

Dinner is served !!


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This not the room we ate in!!
These rooms are so small. The average height of man back then was 5 feet tall. Everything was smaller then.

The Doctor will see you now!


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Seems like a lot of doctors stuff or something. Just old and weird..
Creepy!! Yet very cool at the same time.

I SMELL DEAD PEOPLE!!!


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This is father and I after we got spooked out. You see while we up by the rooms all of the sudden we could smell a fart, and we where the only two there... I said I didn't fart and Dad denied it also, so we figured it had to be a ghost!!
Weird Huh?

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Before Little Richard was singing he was lifting!!!


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My nephew Mark can do this with his belly and you can actually see his spine thru his rib cage!! Once again an early lifter around 1940's this guy has got a good build. Back in these days they didn't strive for the six pack abs. They went more for a vacume look like this dude here. Strange but effective his very thin waist gives the illusion that his upper body is huge. I would refer to this as the Ethiopian syndrom... Look close you can see the grain of rice he had for breakfast...Its stuck in his throat.....

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Circa 1900, Earle Sandow


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Surfing the web I ran across these old pictures. Wil probably would have rephrased that to say the he had cum upon these old photos of half naked men but I digress...
Its not the nudity here that is of interest its the fact that back over 100 years ago they hit the weights and produced physique's like this without growth hormone or steroids. This is an early photo of Earle Sandow. "Killer boots man!" I was able to down load a workout from an early 1900 expert and self proclaimed "America's leading director of Physical Education" His name is Earle liederman. More on that later.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Nudity at its best!!


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Well, Erin had a little incident this weekend whilst riding Big Mabel. I had these three Mark (My nephew) Lindsey (Erins friend) and Erin. Anyway I had these three scooting around the lake like greased lightening!!!! In the midst of this Erin was about to fall all the way off Mabel instead she held on with all her might!! Her body was half in the water and still she held on!! Until!! Swoosh her swimsuit bottoms where ripped from beneath her!! All was fine dad threw her some shorts and she climbed back on and swoosh off they went!!

Nice Red Car right.........


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Looks like any other red old time automobile!!! (said like The Donger) "16 candles"
Read on!!

Looks like some kind of alien from the front!!


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This is actual sea weed (or lake weed) Not to be confused with ditch weed or skunk weed. Reminds me my privates need a trim also anyhow. This is the Aqua car you may have seen a post from me before about this car. It runs on land and in the water also. I have seen it on the lake and was really taken a back by its weirdness!! Anyhow its pretty old but in still damn good shape!!

Give This car its Props!!


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Yes they actually work notice the lake water on the pavement.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Big Bill Pearl


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Jesus!! Look at the arms on this lad!! I am going to do some further investagation into his past ventures in body building. I believe he was Mr.America and Mr. Universe 1956. Man this was one of Arnolds idols and I guess we can see why. More to come on Big Bill Pearl.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

AHH YESS!! The Dog Pound Gym.


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I actually spent $5.00 tonight and went to a gym to get away from my garage and see what new and inavative workouts are out there floating around in the gym. Well much to my surprise there was nobody at this gym from 6:00 pm when I started my work out until around 7:45 pm. I was like a kid in a candy shop! I had the whole gym to myslef and loved every minute of it. I worked out for almost 2 and 1/2 hours!! I did my back, delts, bi's, abs and traps also. I just couldnt stop!! (kind of like when I masterbate) But anyhow I am going to start going to a gym once in a while to get that eye of the tiger thing going and to show off a little... This place is totally off the beaten path and it's great because you pay as you go! No contracts. $30.00 a month. I don't think he is gonna be there long because of lack of business but if he promotes it and gets some word of mouth going who knows... More to come!!

Genetic Similarities??


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Look at Andrews blog at a recent picture he did of himself after polishing off a box of Chocolate covered Sugar cubes? Remember! this picture of me was taken 20 years ago at Lackland Air Force base in Tex-ass. 1985 May.
In this picture notice how I accesserized with a Homemade Doo-rag and googles. Andrew choose to use a marker but! He also uses googles and the mouth look at how we are with the shout out mouth agap? Great googley moogley!!

Genetic Similarities???


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Go to Andrews post and take a look at his latest photo and then look at these two photos taken of me whilst under the training of the USAF at good old Lackland Air Force base Tex-ass.
In this photo of me look at the arms and the mouth. Same as Andrews in his picture.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Whats up with this picture?


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At first you probably think its just one of those embarassing moments that kids do caught on film? Wrong its even worse the priest is a costume!! I think it's hilarious!! Sick but funny! You shouldn't be mad at the individual wearing it you should be mad at the sick priests who made it a reality..
(Props go out to Dericks blog from who I stole this pic.)

Goldmember Said it best when......


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Scotty buys (his father Doctor Evil) sharks with Freakin lasers on their heads, and Doctor Evil has Mini Me move down the bench. Then he ask's everyone but mini me to stay in the room! Goldmember says " ah it's a power struggle the little one can't take a hint" For some reason that came to mind today and it really bothers me when people can't take a hint or even just don't get it!!!! If you upset Doctor Evil and oh lets just say it caused him to delete his blog. Would you come back and keep bother him? Even if he ignored you? I think not.. Well normal people wouldn't. Just a thought I don't know what drives me sometimes.. Anyhow on with the blogging. At least all of you who are welcome here at the Buc. Those of you who are not welcome know who you are so be on your way ...

HOLY SHIT! I THOUGHT ELVIS WAS DEAD!!!



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Here in Chicago we have a little known minor league baseball team that call themselves the Chicago White Sox. Their games are so boring that they have to hold theme nights to get people to buy tickets. Our family has made it a tradition to attend the theme night called Elvis night! As far as the eye can see and the stomach can handle you see Elvis'ses?? Big, fat, short, tall, black, puerta rican, you name I have seen it dressed up like Elvis. They have the flying Elvis's parachute into the stadium from above which is cool then after the game they do it again and then they have a fire works show its pretty cool. My sister in law set's it up and does a fantastic job with the limo and all.. I am not supposed to mention her on the blog cause blogs can bite!!!
If you can see my face in this one you will understand why I have entitled this pic "Elvis meets Lucifer".

Monday, August 15, 2005

I'm Waitinggg......


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I spoke to the Marina today and the woman said "we will get to her at the beginning of this week". I was on the other end of the phone like," It's Monday this is the beginning of the Fuckin week!!" I said " She's not even out of the water yet?" she said "No"
I said "Well I am coming up there this weekend" she said "good by starting on her at the beginning of the week we should have her done" My thought is this...If this Cheese fed, bratworst eating, beer swilling, corn shucker does not realize that Monday IS the beginning of the week what is her take on the Weekend?!!! I swear if I get up there and my boat aint afloat and running properly I am gonna......sit on the pier...SHIT!! they got me by the short and curlies...
Well this is where she sits and this is how she looks right now as we speak.. I set this work order up last freakin Monday when she broke down!!!
GOTT-DAMNIT!!!

This one still makes me laugh!!


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This boat is so Fucking big!!
They say a man's vehicle's are an extention of his penis, Well I picked the Johnny Holmes of extentions with this one. Anywho I thought I would blog this again..

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Cindarella story here at Augusta, About to become the nationals champion...Its an emack ..It's in the HOLE! Its in the HOLE!!


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Yes Here I am on the 8th hole at Bon Vivant country club. Its an exclusive course (they don't allow white people). So all the tanning that Dad and I have down at the lake got us in with out any questions being asked.
I know what your thinking....What a stroke!!!

Father and Son at Bartolini's Annual golf outing.


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Yes this is My father and I at the annual Bartolini's golf outing. This is the second year we have attended together and it is always a good time. Father had an episode with kidney stones on Friday and wound up the emergency (pussy). But rebounded and was able to go out on Sunday and hit 18 holes of golf. Fun was had by all who attended. Thanks again Pops!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Someones got a birthday!!!!


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Yes Uncle Toe Knee will be another year older Today Sunday!! Here we see him being startled by the flash whilst we took a break from night fishing last weekend.
I want everyone to join me in wishing this young Buc a happy healthy inviggerating birthday. Remember Toe Knee your not getting older your getting longer!!
Happy day Bud!

This is what I wanted to be doing this weekend!!!


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But if you read the last entry you know why this was not possible! The boat should be out of the water by now and at the marina getting checked out! Or at least it better be! Thhis is what I plan on doing next weekend and if the boat isn't ready i will have a hissy fit!!! Anyhow today it rained most of the day but cleared up so we could have our block party. The party was not to bad, Volleyball, bean bags and a nice fire pit was enjoyed. My buddy Bryan and his fam had to cancel because he got called into work.....Tomorrow I am going golfing with Father. He suffered through kidney stones this weekend but seems to be up for 18 holes of golf. I am glad because I am looking forward to hitting a few balls with him and spending the day goofing around with him. He wont be able to drink because of his pain killers but Vicadins should keep him in a happy state. I will try to post some pictures of the golf outing.

Friday, August 12, 2005

GOTT-DAMNIT!!!!!


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Yep what yer lookin at here is the engine of my Pontoon the Rica Marie. The cyclinder with the safety sticker on it is the starter. If you look to the top right hand portion of that said cyclinder you will notice wires. These wires are the problem. It seems that the somehow they became exposed and began to arc which caused a plethera of problems with the starting and actual running of the engine. My theory is this, The started was hot when I took the cover off and if it runs hot for to long, it probably slowly melted away the plastic protective cover over the wires.
As they got more and more exposed they began to arc more. They finally caused a electrical issues and a burn mark on the engine!! Well I specifically took off last Monday to let Erin and her friend have a last summer Monday on the lake before the onslaught of the school year. At 10:00 am I started having trouble and it just blew up from there. Julie and I arranged to have to boat towed from the slip and trailered to the Marina $75.00. I found out that this is a wire harness and they didn't give me a price but its probably up there! Plus it's $75.00 an hour to work on the boat. I believe it will be another $75.00 to put her back in the lake also. I estimate $500.00 to $700.00 by the time it's all said and done. The good news is I will be storing the Rica Marie at this Marina for the Winter so I will have that all set up and that is one big project out of the way!!
Keep your fingers crossed and pray that Rica is ready for the waters next weekend!! Otherwise I will be forced to make a raft out of the dead carcasses of the people who piss me off and I will float around on that!!!!

Black Label Society Kicks Ass!!


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I am and always have been a big Black Sabbath fan. The gloom and doom they sing about and the hard pounding good old rock and roll just gets me pumped. There have been some good hard rockin bands out there since they stopped recording but nothing really caught my fancy. Creed was OK but very short lived. I just started listening to Clutch after going to the sounds of the underground concert with Andrew my son. Just recently I was browsing thru Napster and started to listen to BLS and man they really rock it sounds like Sabbath reborn. So I down loaded some songs and if you want to jam while your lifting weights or even if your just pullin your pud!! Give these guys a listen! The songs that are good are "Stillborn" and They actually do a great version of " Whiter shade of pale" by Procol Harem. Zack Wylde used to play with Ozzy Ozborne during the Ozmosis album I guess they had a falling out and he went on his own way. I guess since that time they have made amends and BLS has just recently played at Ozfest here in Chicago. Just another good ole ass kicken band that gets the blood a pumpin!! With no Carbs!!!

Well I fell off the wagon!!!!


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Yep I started drinkning again!! I started with a nice warm pint of baby oil!!
I figure if I can get my outside this tan then lets see what I can do to the inside of me!!!
Actually just enjoying a nice day out on the Pontoon!!!
Yeah baby!!