HAPPY HELLOWEEN!!!

Sorry I have not been posting but I have been DEAD!!
Im in a grave outside of town rotting, decaying! I am about to change spirtual form and .. Oh yeah anyway I have been real busy. Hope to have pics of the Big Annula HELLOWEEN party today!! will post soon. Becareful and don't get tapped on the shoulder by this chap!!! Peace out!!

SRV

Well it's Halloween and we have a party to attend. The theme of the shin-dig is Dead celebrity's. I am going as Stevey Ray Vaughn... But I might add a little twist and go as a decaying SRV. No disrespect to the man, the myth, the legend but it's my style.... We will have to see if I can pull it off. It would be different if the theme was just Celebrity's but the invite said dead celebrity' sooooo.... Wish me luck....

I was a Shrimpen boat captain!!

Complete with Bubba Gump hat here is our beloved Forest Gump. The back of this pic says 7/19/01!!! Holy shit 5 odd years ago. Yes that is non-other than IDOBEASTOOL with his Big Ass Bass!! So yes the lake holds some monsters and we are getting better at catching them. I would like some insight on what it was like when he caught this HOG so please comment.. As far as the condition of the pic .. well I got some pics back from him and this one was in a pile stuck to a bunch of other pics so I think SOMEONE might have been really turned on when he saw his catch and well you know (liberated some fluids) onto this pic? I dont know!! Anyhow Does anyone know anybody who can restore pics? let me know....Peace bitches!!!

They Fucking Won??

From the first pass thrown out of Grossmans hand last night it was all down hill. The Arizona Cardinals Totally dominated the game. I was "shocked and awed" at this amazing display. I sat there speachless in my favorite chair watching the big screen TV in High Def. and could not believe my eyes. I found myself saying well this is the way it always is with the Bears they let ya down. I watch the Bears Offensive line allow the Cardinals defense to penetrate the backfield and cause fumbles or apply enough pressure so that Grossman was forced to throw the ball never getting it to OUR reciever. I watched our beloved number 54 Big Brian Urlacker miss a tackle that resulted in a touch down for the Cardinals. I watched in disbelief as Sexy Rexy Grossman threw interception after interception until I could not take it anymore!!!
I looked at the clock and I was realizing that my time was growing short. I had to get up at 4:00am and it was around 10:30ish and the score was 23 to 10 Bears losing bad!! So I joined my wife in our bedroom and she had the game on, we watched as grossman threw another interception!!! I said I can't take it anymore!! Turn this shit off!! It was like 10:30 pm with 5 minutes left in the game, Fuckin Bears!!

I woke to the sound of the radio on my alarm clock and fumbled around loudly and violently for it until I reached it and made it submit!! I got up and thanked the Gods for making a programable coffee machine.. I wake to fresh brewed coffee all the time. Feeling groggy and beat up I went down stairs to shit, shower and shave. Took my vitamins and headed out the door for work. I walked into the office and the opening supervisor was sitting at his desk with a somber look on his face.. I said " What the Fuck was that last night??" He shrugged and looked down like his last name was Grossman. He said he went to bed at halftime and when he woke up this morning and came to work he listened to the drivers talking and he heard something wonderfully exciting. THE BEARS WON!!! They came back in the last two minutes and beat the Cardinals. I don't completely know how so I can't coment but they FUCKING WON!!!
At this point of the 2005-2006 season I would like to pause to say a few Hail Mary's and ask for forgiveness from my beloved Bears. I am so sorry I gave up on you last night. You left me no choice... You didn't come to play and it showed. All I can say is thank you Jesus!! To all memebers of the team let this be a lesson to you.. Come to every game like its your last chance to play don't ever underestimate the other team!! I hope we all have learned something from this and lets come back after our Bi-week and start fresh!!! This was a lucky win but still a WIN!!! Woo Hoooo!!!
GO BEARS!!!!

Big Fish!!

Yeah Yeah yeah!! You all would have the same look on your faces if you would have caught this one!! I had been fishen all day started at 7:00 am and really didn't catch much to write home about and I started thinking Well I gotta throw a big lure to catch a big fish.. So I started throwing a 3-4 inch black and silver minnow/shad. Like a sluggo type lure. I drifted over this very weedy section of the lake figuring the big hogs must be hiding. The turn over already had started and the oxygenated water was at the bottom and I could not find any fish. So I keep throwing this lure and as I reached the end of this weedy area I turned the Rica Marie around and started it over again in the same spot drifting the same way. Then BOOM! I said outloud Holy shi---then she jumped and all I saw was a flash of white from her underside and I new she was a biggen. I kept the line tense and set the drag but she didn't run. She just dove right to the bottom in all those FUCKEN weeds!! Remember now the boat is still drifting. I started to pull her up and saw a huge bundle of weeds on the line..my first thought was she dumped the lure in the weeds but then I felt her tug again. I made sure the hook was set by cranking back hard on my pole..(OH YES!!) I reeled her in as far as I could then I had to grab the net (I was alone on the boat) and finally I landed her!!!! Woohooo!! It was a good day. The next day I drifted the same area and I say another one the same size or bigger but had no luck. Next year I plan on catching a bunch of these pigs!!!

The last and best fish of the year 2006

Yeah baby here she is in all her glory.. A Big Ass Bass!!
18 inches (of fish). I kept my hand back towards my body so it didn't look bigger by slid of hand or optical illusion. I set her free moments after this pic. Catch ya next year BITCH!!

Lake Fog

This was an awesome sight. You could hardly see your hand in front of your face when we got down to the lake but it cleared up fast. i was able to catch this picture..

WHAT?

This is the look IDOBEASTOOL gave me when I just asked him to consider the possibility that Chrissie is actually Dzer'z alter ego. That she could be his made up image of the perfect woman...... Anything is possible

Aerosmith!!

They rocked the house as usual..
They came out and Steven Tyler had on a red leather outfit with a black arrow on the croutch. When he lifted up his shirt he hd the word Lick on his belly !!! This band can still rock!! Tommy Hamilton was absent due to recent Chemo-treatments. Poor guy. I am not sure why he needed chemo. Well I am not stupid I am pretty sure it was to help with some form of cancer but I don't know the specifics.. Anyhow They stuck to their old songs. Season's of wither" ( a song about Bill Withers) "Toys in the attic", "Momma Kin", They did some blues and the only new song or latest song they did was "Cryin". Other than that is was "all the ole tyme favs". I have to admit for these guys being in there late 50's to early 60's they can still FUCKING ROCK!!!! I brought My lovely wife,my sister and brother in law and My daughter and her friend somehow found their way up to the skybox to party with us!!! $32.00 a six pack of beer!!! Holy Schnicky's!! Anyhow I was totally exhuasted on Friday at work. I got home at 12am and got up at 4am. I was a very tired pup at work.... it was worth it....
Peace Bitches!!!

Motley Crue

Well the 1st Midwest bank Ampitheater was not even 1/3rd full and the Crue came out load and hard. The Pyro techs where fabulous. The Music was load and hard.. Buttttt Vince Neil sounded like Mickey Mouse...on Helium~!!! Thas's when you could hear his voice. The band usually played so load you couldn't even hear him. Plus he did a lot of hold the mic over the audience and yelling come on you know the words!! Not that I really ever liked his voice that much but this was pretty obvious. I kind of felt bad because the crowd did not respond well to Vince either. They didn't Boo him but they just didn't respond well. He would shout something out and the crowd would just mumble or be real quite.. Then Tommy Lee would say something and the crowd would go freakin nuts.. Then at the end Tommy (Hep C) comes out from behind the drums and gives a bottle of Jager to the crown and says "Take a sip and pass it around. I want every mutha fucker to get a sip" That's not very sanitary is it? Plus I thought these bands got clean and seriene...The hot bleach blonde girls still like the bad boys but I was not very impressed with "the crue"

More pics of Lucero

Here is the whole band. Read the previous post for more info. Peace Bitches

LUCERO

This band rocks!! They are from down south and are called Lucero. Check them out on line. It reminds me a little of when Curt Cobain sang "My Girl" Real raspy and drunkenly with a southern drawl. This band kicks butt. They definetly should be allowed some adjustment time cause its a little different in style but check out songs like "My best girl" and "Raising hell in Texas" and "Wasted". They fall under Country on Itunes and they have some rock but the country stuff is definetly better!! Give em a try. They are playing here in Chicago Thursday but I can't go...I have to go to the damn Aerosmith/Motley Crue gig shoot..LOL

SO YA, THOUGHT YA, MIGHT LIKE TA, GO TO THE SHOW....

Awesome, Excellent, Superb!!! A few but not the only words to describe Friday nights concert Roger Waters Rocked the house!! The sound quality was excellent. Every song sounded like it was taken right off the album.. He started out with some Wall songs and then a little 'wish you where here" and "shine on your crazy diamonds". After that he did some real old and brand new songs. Then they took a break and came back out and did "Dark side of the moon" straight from the album!! They included the static and all!! To end the show he did "Brick in the wall" and then we hit the parking lot to head home. It was very cold but it stopped rainning and the show went on!!!
There one smokin a joint! and that ones got spots! if I had my way, Id have all of you SHOT!!!!!
More to come This Thursday its Aerosmith and Motley Crue!!!!!
Peace out Bitches