Matt Hughes WINS!!!

In a little over 4 minutes of the first round, Matt Hughes pretty much beat the PISS out of Royce Gracie. This is the game that Hughes wanted to play and forcasting the fact that he would beat him down was right on! Gracie came out and tried kicking the shit out of Matt with a flurry of kicks but that had no real effect on Hughes. Then Gracie was able to get Matt into a submission hold but failed to hold it long enough and Matt squirmed out of it. After that Matt got Royce into a submission hold which Gracie was able to break but..right after that Matt landed a countless number of unanswered shots to Royce before the ref stopped the fight with a little less 1 minute left in the first round.
If you have ever watched one of these fights it is either exciting as all hell or as boring as watching old people fuck (slow and sloppy). The stand up fight game gives alot of excitment if the oppenents throw punches, but the grapling and submission holds need time to get applied and take effect. So in short you either watch an individule get Knocked the Fuck out or you watch to grown ass men attempt to twist their bodies into pretzel like positions until one taps out in pain....
So any questions?

Howlin Wolf

Biography of Howlin' Wolf
by Dylan Hawkins (SHS)
Howlin' Wolf, born Chester Arthur Burnett, was born in White Station, near West Point, Mississippi, on June 10, 1910. He was one of six children in his family. He, along with his brothers and sisters, was raised on a plantation where his parents worked (Contemporary Musicians 111). When Wolf was a child, his grandfather told him stories of wolves in Mississippi. Once, something frightened him and he ran howling upstairs, which prompted his family to nickname him Howlin' Wolf. Wolf's father presented him with his first guitar when he was eighteeen. With the exception of the World War I years, during which Wolf served in the Army and was stationed at Seattle, Washington, he spent most of his adult life (until the age of 38) farming in Arkansas and Mississippi. It wasn't until his father's death in 1949 that he devoted himself entirely to the blues (Contemporary Musicians 113).
Throughout his young life Wolf had his pick of blues greats for mentors: Charlie Patton lived on a nearby plantation and taught Wolf much about showmanship. Sonny Boy Williamson married Wolf's stepsister and showed Wolf the ins and outs of the harmonica during the courtship. Wolf himself was married briefly to Willie Brown's sister. Wolf's childhood idol was singer Jimmie Rodgers, who was noted for his "blues-yodel." Wolf tried to emulate the yodel but found that his efforts sounded more like a growl or a howl. Wolf met legendary Delta blues singer Robert Johnson in Robinsonville, Mississippi, and they played together briefly. Shortly thereafter Johnson was poisoned by a jealous girlfriend or husband (Withers 59).
Wolf never read music. He would sit on a metal chair in the studio, wearing big horn-rimmed glasses, shirt open, crading a beat-up guitar, playing according to what sounded right to him. Typically, Wolf had to demonstrate what he wanted and run through it until his back-up players understood through sheer instinct.
After nearly a quarter century of remarkable performances throughout the U.S. and abroad, Howlin' Wolf died of complications arising from kidney disease on January 10, 1976, in Chicago hospital; he was sixty-five. He had sung the blues almost until the time of his death despite his illness; his last public appearance was with renowned guitarist B.B. King at the Chicago Amphitheater in November of 1975.

I just thought I would share a little know favorite Blues singer who was in my opinion one of the best for vocals and style. Chester Burnett aka the Howlin Wolf.
One morning on one of the ski trips I took this year I got up pretty damn early like always and turned on the TV and Time Life or Something had a whole biography rollin about the wolf and I was glued to the TV. You should give his voice a listen and I am sure if you like the blues you will like the Wolf!! ARRRRROOOOOOO!!

Part of the team!!

Well here I am with part of the Hustlers softball team. Now keep it clean bloggers this is the 10-13 year old girls fast pitch softball team I manage. My daughter is the pitcher and is having a great year so far.
In the picture starting from the left is Jenna, Lindsey, Me, (back row) My girl Erin,
Elizabeth and kneeling is Gabby our catcher and Erins friend of many many years!
Tomorrow is the opening day parade and then we have a game at 1:00 pm. Wish us luck. I am off to the shower to wash my backside!!!

Busy Busy Busy!!!!!

Once again sorry about not posting in a more timely fashion but you see I have been busy busy busy!!!
Softball has taken over most of the evenings and weekends so trying to fit everything else in around softball leaves little or no time to blog!!
Everything else consist of work, the gym, sleeping, eating, yard work and of course sex!!!
Our softball team is like 4 wins and 2 loss's which is great. If it was not for Erins pitching we would really be screwed!! We need to work on our hitting and fielding something fierce!!!
I hope to post more on this subject later.
I personally have dropped 20 lbs with all the cardio at the gym so I am down from a bulking 275 lbs to a slimmer 255 lbs. Soon I will be at a safe facesitting weight?
It's almost thong season.... BRING IT!!! I am almost ready!
I am heading up to the lake to get Rica Marie in the H2O and get her set for the summer with the docking poles and pier. Yes its only like mid 60s to mid 70s out here as far as tempature and I have to get into the water to drill the poles into the lakebed!!! BRRRRRRRR!!! It will be all worth it. Mother and Father will join me up at the lake to aid in the installation of the docking poles and help with the cleaning of the boat which I don't think will be too bad. I had it stored inside over this long cold winter. I and Idobeastool (if he comes along) will do some fishing if all goes well. So After she is in the water I get a calming feeling knowing that summer is here and that I will be able to head up to the H2o on the weekends...I know the family can't wait either.
At work my immidiate boss resigned so we are with out an Opps manager again. That means we the supervisors take on all of his duties in addition to our own already repetative and tediouse duties. Plus another supervisor might be leaving to go to another site which means retraining another person for that position. If that was not enough we have three females on staff who are all knocked up and ready to pop in June and July which is the middle of our busy, crazy, nutty season!!! So preparing for these events have left me with little or no time do the littlest of things like brush my teeth, shower, masturbate, or even blog!!!
I will post soon, hopefully I will have pics of the introduction of Rica Marie into the lake 2006!!!!

I made it thru jury duty!!!

Well Justice was served on Tuesday and it was administered with an iron fist!! I went downtown early with Mother and saw her office and met some of her co-workers. Then I had to wait outside the Daly Center until they opened it up for the jurors. I had to be cavity searched because I was hidding an altoids tin in my sock.. Then when I got to sit in my seat after getting my juror number they immidiatly called my number! So I got walked down to a courtroom and the judge sat us down and explained that this case was a Law case and that this case will be dealing with a large dollar amount. He said that it will be over at the earliest on Monday!! I thought OH SHIT!!! My big boss is gonna kill me!! My immidiate boss just resigned on Monday and they told him to take his 2 weeks notice and stick em up his ass and they walked him out the door. So with that happening we are all gonna have to do his job also. If I get picked for this case and I am off of work for a week my boss will fuckin shoot me in the face!!! So the judge picks the jury and of course I am the first one picked! Then they start asking questions.. Well last time I went to jury duty I got picked and ended up being made the forman and I remembering answering all the questions and I thought they won't pick me I had too many issues..wrong!! So I started answering questions again.... I told them that at my job I am usually on the defendants side of the table dealing with employees who want to sue us for neglagence and such.. Bhla bhla bhla.. I figured I had a 50% chance of it working this time and them not wanting me on the jury because of being to familiar with this type of case. The attornys and judge all go out to talk about us and who they think should and shouldnt be on the jury and then come back in and the judge said When I call your name please rise. I figure good he calls your name you rise and then you go home because the lawyers don't think you are a good candidate for the jury. He calls out the names and I am still Fucking sitting!! My name was not called!! I am thinking shit! I got picked. Then he tells the people standing to raise their right hand and repeat after him!!! Yahoo!! I got out!! WHEW!! So I got my check for $17.20 and then went across the street to have lunch with me ma!! So after all it was not a bad day.. I would not have minded being on the case under different circumstances because I would like to have seen how the case turned out. The plantiff was sueing the railroad company for loss time Doctors fees and also pain and suffering.. I have to deal with keeping my company free and clear of these types of claims on a daily basis by doing proper training and educating drivers about safety and all that shit... Anyhow I am done!!
So I hope to blog a little more often. I am busy at work and softball and soon we will be getting on the boat!! YESSSSSSS!! It's pissing rainy and cold here now and for the weekend so we will pray for warm weather soon!!
Peace Bitches!!!

Here comes da Judge!!!

Well sorry I have been so tardy with the blogging.. Since my ass has gotten better I just can't keep my hands off it.......
Any how I have to serve Jury duty tomorrow and that sucks. Kind of. I will take the train downtown probably with my Mother. Which means I will get there an hour early. I know it will make her happy though so I will oblige her request or more like her suggestion that I go early. I love me ma so I get the hint and will hang with her for a while in the morning. Then it's off to send someone to Death row!!!!MuHAHAHAHA!! I have to bring a lot of reading material and I am thinking about but just decided not to bring my Ipod. I don't want it to get lost or taken and I use those songs for the workout in the gym. I love using the Ipod in the gym cause I put it on and I hear nothing from anyone I just zone out and hit it hard!!! If I accidentally look over and see someone mouthing words to me I look at them like "Mother Fucker please!!! Can't you see I am working out here!!!" So those songs won't be good for relaxing and waiting waiting waiting!!! That is what you do. Wait till they call you and if you get called out of the waiting you get questioned and then possibly picked on a jury which could be a quick case or a couple days which means you have to come back!!! I got picked last time and the jury voted me to be the Forman. "Your honor we the Jury find for the asshole eruhm I mean plantiff." So I don't mind it so much but having to go to this Court house is a little bit of an inconvience. So rest assured people that Justice will be served in the great City of Chicago tomorrow and it will be done with and IRON FIST!!!!! Guilty!! Bitch!!! You forgered someone elses name on that check!! Death by lethal injection!!!!
Oh well I will write more after this lovely experence. Wish me well. OH Yeah today is Androooo's B-Day!! Everyone wish him well!!!! Holy shit is getting big!!
Let's see if any of you can guess his age.. Family members excluded. Oh wait! With the exception of a few bloggers your all family!!! Anyhow guess his age, weight, height, girth, shoe size, and favorite teletubby and you will win a prize.
Peace Bitches!!

I thought I was gonna die!!!

I don't know how many of you have had the pleasure......Of course you have not had THE pleasure...Allow myself to introduce.....er...Myself. (Austin Powers)
Well bloggers Tuesday I woke up in the morning feeling fine and fit as a fiddle although the day before I had a little bit of a rough go with slight anal pain. Then all the sudden about 9:00 am I had to use the restroom (not to rest either) and then "It" flared up!!!!
"It" likes to hang out in a not so pleasant part of the body.. "It's" small but very powerful. "It" made me yelp like a puppy about 10 times. "It" left me with no choice but to go into the pharmacy and purchase ass cream!!! Not in a cone either!!
I think the fact that really made it uncomfortable is that "it" happened in the beginning of the day which left me no time to lay down with my feet thrown back behind my ears and a block of ice on my ASSHOLE!!!
This enabled this little bastard to pretty much make me walk like Fred Sanford and scream like Axle Rose!!! Yes it's a hemorrhoid!!! I had to drive my truck like Annie freakin Oakley sitting side saddle as much as possible. Everyone could tell what was going on.. It was at that time that I realized everyone I spoke to about "IT" has had some kind of dealings with them. Every was kind to share their little information about the Ass Pirate who enjoys seeing you in pain!!
So after work I was able to sit and chill and let the Ass Cream works its magic. I didn't even eat dinner because I didn't want to have to ...Well you know... Aggravate it!!! By having to use it for the only thing it should be used for!!!
Needless to say I woke up this morning with no intentions of going to the gym or even thinking about working out and I was fine... The swelling has gone down I can function like my ass is normal.... Even though it recently felt like I had a growth as big as Gary Coleman hanging out of it!!!
Thanks for sharing everyone...