I still need a vacation!!

Hey!! Don't get me wrong I love my girls but for the love of god!! Please help me!!!

Too many girls

Here I am Man-ing the helm of the Rica Marie. I am just about fed up with the constant bickering and clucking of the hens in my fam and I am in the process of piloting my beloved vesel right into a break wall!!!

Relaxing

On Vacation I like to try new things.. I thought about hookers but then decided on horse back riding. I got in a fight with the little bastard who was mounting this steed and beat him down so I could have my turn!! He said he was only 7 and ran off crying but he looked like he was at least nine!!! Little fucker tried to bite me to!!

Bass

I caught a pack of smokes and the bass helped me burn a few!! Those smokes aint mine... Whatever!! I pulled this bass out of the lily pads with a TOL Commander or I mean a scum frog!! It's a floating lure that you jig across the lily pads and the bass breach the water and hit the lure hard!! It is a bunch of fun. This poor fish went for it like Wil dives at a grease pocket (pizza puff) so the hook got him in the throat and he ended up dead!! Turtles gotta eat too!! So I tossed him back in and considered it recycling. Actually it pissed me off cause I am catch and release and hope that the fish grow bigger and more worthy of a good fight. So this guy upset me very much. Plus he bled all over the boat!! Anywho more pics to cum...

Proud moment for the Cub loving Wilkins Clan!!

Ah yes! Father did us proud with this act of defience!! He sported the ever popular Chicago Cubs jersey whilst paying respect to the coveted World series trophy which is currently in the possesion of the other Chicago team the White Sox. If you not aware there are two kinds of fans in Chicago when it comes to baseball. Cubs or Sox. I don't want to say it gets nasty but it makes it interesting.. Being Chicagoians there is little in way of respect shown when it comes to winning and loosing. So this is my fathers contribution in this on going civil war of sorts or sports!!

One rude Sox fan had to point out to my father that the only other fan brave enought to wear a Cubs shirt was one of the retarded kids that came from the special care school earlier that day!! LOL Way to go Dad!!!

A fine season it was for the Hustlers. Here is the crew (from the left) Idobeastool, Mark, Christine, Julie (My better half) and well you know. The season is over and now let the boating and lounging begin.. We boated this fourth of July weekend but it was not really relaxing. The waves reaked havoc on us all day then the rains came. I felt like a Haition refugee Sat. I was on the boat from 7:00 am till 10;30pm. Driver everyone and their mothers all over the fuckin lake!! (I do love it though) Yes I did stop for brief periods of 5 minutes to uhm ya know go to the bathroom... So I can only hope the next weekends a little bit less hectic. Pray for me please.. I had to work Monday and now I have the day off Tuesday but I am cutting the grass and hitting the weights in the garage. I hope to make some big ass burgers later on and grill out!!! Anyhow happy fourth you fuckers peace!!

BABY

Well here is a first glimpse of my new niece "Madison". I hope I spelled it correctly. She is just a little pee!! Christ she's tiny!! Get in ma belly!! Little babys freak me out a little cause they break easily... I would imagine... I mean I never really broke one but I am sure it wouldnt' be that hard.. I actually wonder if it's all the attention they demand that really scares me...hmmm thoughts to ponder.. Anyhow welcome to my world little Maddy. Yes it's my world! remember your all just visitors here so be polite enjoy your stay and don't forget to tip the wait staff here at Bills World!!!