An know for some Dog Porn!!

Wacka Wacka Wacka "Nothing much was happening till the hearty construction crew showed up" Isn't that the way all bad porn movies start? Oh wait what am I saying Bad porn? There is no such thing as BAD porn!!!
Anyhow this is our dog LUCY!! Like I said before she is part Mongaloid and part Down Syndrome. We have papers on her and everything. She was walking by me chair and I just reached out grabbed her then Erin grabbed the camera a Lucy said Ok you fuckers want a shot? Here snap this!! So I put her out in the yard to think about the way she was acting.... But the yard is where she wanted to be anyhow!! Well enjoy we where actually having a tender moment before we had to go to the softball playoffs. Peace out more to come..

Another call up game for Erin!!

No pics yet but on Monday night Erin got a call from the Thunder to pitch on Tuesday night. The Thunder is the team she played for a few weeks ago when they needed a pitcher. So she was in the middle of deciding if she wanted to go or not ( I allow her to make her own decisions) Yeah! ( All the time saying things like you better go!!)LOL Anyhow All of the sudden the phone rings again, Its the coach for the Smoke!! (yes will) The Smoke is another senior team and he needed a pitch also!! So she decided all on her own that she would pitch. She also decided that she wanted to go with the Thunder because she liked them last time she played with them. Both teams said they would have to for-fit (Opps) (I never use that word!!) if they did not get a pitcher. But the Thunder called first so I called the Thunder back and said (Hey uhm the smoke has to cancel if they don't get a pitcher this coach said so will we!!) I said well she is a free agent and I being the Manger would like to see her picked up in a stretch Escalade limo with only blue M&M's in the a bowl in the back seat. LOL.
Anyhow she went to the game (after I hit the gym and she did her Volleyball camp) Yes Volleyball camp from 2:30 till 4:00 then home to change and then off to the game. She started the camp Monday and her legs hurt real bad today because of the constant screaming of the high school student coaches yelling " Down and Ready Positions!!!". We got to the game first and I played catch and warmed her up walking her thru her drills for pitching. The other Older girls started for show up. Remember now My daughter is 13 and these girls are 15 and up!! The majority of the team is in high school. Yea 18 year olds!! My daughter is as tall as they are and she is 13!! Her brother is tall also. Like a telephone pole with hair!! Anyhow I figured she would pitch an inning or two like the last time she got called up, plus I knew that the Thunder had lost their last three games. Wrong!!!! She ended up pitching the whole game!! It was a nail bitter down to the end. In girls softball they go 7 innings. They tied where tied at 7 each at the end of seven. The other got up and got a runner all the way to third.... Erin struck out the last two batters!!! We got up in the 8th and scored!!!! Pow!! we won!!!!! Erin did it!! what a great job by the little Bad Ass!! As her brother calls her. Androo knows how shy she is!! When she had a runner on third and two outs and the count on the batter is 2strikes and 3 balls Your nerves kind uf run wild!!! Erin just got in her zone and pitch a strike kicking the batter to the curb!! The whole team went nuts And there is Erin just as calm as can be she is so shy that she doesn't even show excitment like that!! I know her and I know that inside she is jumping around like crazy but on the outside she is calm and cool as ice.. The good thing is she doesn't look snotty about it or stuck up or look like she is better than anyone else. In fact I asked if she told her friends that she was playing up and she said "No! I don't want them to think I am rubbing it in their noses" So this is just a good kid having a good time and doing surprisingly well!!! Go Erin !!!
P.S. IDOBEASTOOL is spoiling the hell out her!! He just purchased The Jenny Finch arm developer thingy! This will really help build her speed up look to his blog for more on that story!! Good job IDOBEASTOOL!!
So as a proud father coming to the end of this years softball season I bid you fond farewell!!! (till the next post Bitches!!)

Sorry so slow with the posts

Well this is what we have been doing. The softball thing. I am manager of my daughters team and IDOBEASTOOL coaches. The season is almost over and all the sudden the older teams are calling her up to play for them. It is usually because they are shy a player and won't have enough for a full team but the great thing is they are calling her up to pitch!!! She is that good at pitching. OH I forgot to add my daughter is 13 years old and the teams that are calling her up are 18!! These girls are driving up in their own cars. We couldn't be more proud of her and she does well. She pitched 3 innings of her first call up game and only saw 14 batters!! She had 4 strike outs and a put out at first base from her!
We are just glad that she is getting this part of the softball experience over with. It has to be hard going and sitting on the bench with no one you know and then having to pitch for them as they count on you to get the batters to strike out! IDOBEASTOOL said it perfectly " when I was in 7th grade, if they would have told me I was going to play up with the high school team I would have said ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS?
GO Bear!!!

White Sox?

I was forced to go to the White Sox game Friday evening Hence the scrowl on my face. I am a Cubs fan but as IDOBEASTOOL can attest to I den't even know who plays first base for the Cubs..Duh.. I can't help it I need a contact sport to keep me entertained!! Now if you had a baseball game where you see the center fielder just about to make a great catch and BLAMM!!! He gets checked into the wall and drops the ball... Then I would be entertained...



The one and only "lovey Wilkins" Yes that is my beautiful wife who wil be killing me after reading the Lovey thing!! So laugh real hard so my death will not be in vain.. She is a beauty isn't she? Yep 15 years of wedded bliss ahhhhhh.

Something I did that made others laugh.

I manage my daughters softball team. They are 11-13 year old soon to be women some of which already have "the curse"!! (Period) Which makes them even more unruley, tempermental, bi-polarish she-devils than usual!! We started the season with hope of having a killer team. Well lately that hope went flat like a pancake.
One of the other coaches became so frustrated that he lost his mind at one of the games and started to vent at me..
What the fuck?
why can't they field the ball?
Look at them! They are STILL not getting the glove down!!
They lost their hitting ability! They can't have any more late games! This game started at what? 2:00 pm? They are dead on their feet!!
They are lifeless!!
(then he looks at me with a few of the parents standing around wondering what I would say. I looked back at him and he said)
What do you think?
I said
I know! I hate them!!
They suck!
You better get used to it because children are gonna disapoint you the rest of your life!!!
Then I calmely walked away.. The people standing around giggled.
Then my sister in-law came up talking non-sense about the "Propell" water she was drinking. She said "It's black Cherry" I responded "or otherwise known as African American Hymen"..
lol
that may have been kind of a lame post but it made me laugh...
Peace