Oh What the Shit?

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!

Happy Day

WELL!!! Will somone please?
Yes that's the way I roll round ear with me "shilaylee" .
Happy St. Pats day to you and your's
Now stay out of me way all ye drunkin Irish Bastards!!!!

Class Clown?

I think I found an early school picture of Heff.. Can you locate him in the pic?

I WANT A HOTDOG, I WANT A BAG OF CHIPS, YOU WILL HAVE A WAVERUNNER AND LIKE IT!!

Yes this is what we are looking at as our next purchase. We are thinking about it because our lovely daughter wants to be able to cruise the lake this summer. I am looking forward to it because like everything ...if you ride it hard enough you get a great workout from it!! There are other benefits like it will save Rica Marie (Pontoon) from having to tear across the lake with the tubes on the back which does wear a boat out over the years.. So the pro's are endless...
We told Erwin last year that if she did well in school and brought her grades up we would in turn get her her own computer.. She did and in turn we got her a new computer in which I had to add a wireless router to get her access to the internet from one side of the house to the other without running ether cable all over the place like an umbilical cord to life on the outside!!!
So this year we said get really good grades and we will think about a wave runner.. BOOM she made the freakin honor roll so now we are in the market for a used wave runner..
We are looking for a 2-3 person wave runner 80-110 hp. no older than 1995 for around $3,000 with trailer and cover etc. So if anyone knows of someone out here selling one let me know!!!
See ya on the waves Bitches!!!!

"Long December"

Finally a good long ski trip!!
Be it as it may it was also the last ski trip of the year..... (I think).. It was grand I got to the cottage on Thursday after the snow fall and we had 10+ inches in the drive way so I had to blow the snow out of it with an electric snow blower.... I was beat after the 2 hours of that clean up.. So I ate 8 pieces of chicken and took a nap.. The next day I hit the slopes alone for a full day of skiing. I strapped on the iPod and started at the top of my library and let it run down as I continued the skiing. It went from songs like "Dreadlock Holiday" to "Stillborn by Black label society" to "Akon, Sabbath and Travis Trit"... I can say that I had a ball 7 hours of non-stop vertical is grand..
After that some people from the office met me up at the lake and we went out to the country club for a fish fry and actually went back to the cottage after that because people wanted to be well rested for the next days event of skiing!! They know I am a nut about staying on the hill...
So we hit the slopes all day long and everyone was pretty well beat up but we all managed to go to a nice restaurant for some Prime rib and Seared Ahi tuna no potato double veg please!! One drunk individual made it uncomfortable but we all have times like that don't we?
Everyone went home Sunday morning but after I called home to check in with my lovely wife of 16 years...(Anniversary 3/9/91) she told me to stay up there one more day and be there on Monday morning to meet with a guy who was going to show me some cottages for rent... Cool!! More skiing!!
I figured this would be good because my wife attended the Rod Stewart concert the previous night (I got her 3rd row tickets for birthday) Even tho she ditched those seats for ones right up in the first row!! She once again actually held the little Scott's hand as he serenade her... So after a night like that I would and could never live up to par.. I figured I would stay and ski and I did. All day I did it again 3 days in a row. 21 hours of skiing and Man did it feel it grand.
So Now spring is almost here and then starts the softball tourneys and the boat and possibly a wave running jet ski (Hopefully!!) We will see. It depends on whether our little Air Bear does well in school this year which she seems to be doing..
Until later peace out bitches!!!